1 user claims to be Chuck Norris:
NickDouglas
Chuck Norris
Carlos Ray "Chuck" Norris (born March 10, 1940) is an American martial artist, action star, and Hollywood actor who is known for playing Cordell Walker on Walker, Texas Ranger.
"Chuck Norris Facts" are satirical "facts" about Chuck Norris, which have become an Internet phenomenon and as a result have become widespread in popular culture. The "facts" tend to involve jokes and plays on claims of Norris' toughness, attitude, virility, "alpha-male status", sophistication and masculinity stated in an absurdly serious tone, for example:
"Chuck Norris is not afraid of the dark. The dark is afraid of Chuck Norris."
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matt
NickDouglas claims they are Chuck Norris and says this about themself:
Chuck Norris can speak braille.
There is no chin under my beard. There is only another fist.